Overheard at Hooters: May 14, 2010

"So if I hop in your bag and end up in Vegas on Sunday do you want to get married by Elvis or like a real person?"

"Your dad's from Holland?  That's really cool.  That's in Michigan right?"

"My mom doesn't like balloons, but if you blow it up real small maybe she won't see it."

"How long do they send you to Hooters College for?"

"Your nametag says you're a trainer.  What do you train people to do?"

Overheard at Hooters: May 11, 2010

"We have Coke products."
"I'll take a Pepsi."
"Sorry, we don't have Pepsi, is Coke alright for you?"
"But I want Pepsi."

"Do you mind if I smell you real quick?"

"Why is your coffee so hot?"

Overheard at Hooters: April 28, 2010

"It's as smooth as a prom queen's thighs."

"I'm not sexually harassing you.  Just wanted you to know that."

"I like tall girls.  I just want to climb right up you and kiss you."

"What's the difference between bone-in wings and boneless wings?"

Overheard at Hooters: April 9, 2010

"So, you mean people don't get spring break after college?!"

"Does anyone know who's playing in the Masters this week?"
"Who's the master?"

"Is there chicken in your wings?"

Overheard at Hooters: April 3, 2010

"We're here for Happy Hour.  Can you make me happy?"

"What do you spray on your legs to make them look like that?"

Overheard at Hooters: March 27, 2010

"Those not in the swimsuit contest will be subject to work...or death."

"It's my job to embarrass you.  I'm your dad.  I take my responsibilities seriously."

"Fuck, I'm going to cut you!"

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