Here, Have a TV

I'm sure she actually plays football

So what are your big Super Bowl plans?  If you're like me, you're probably working.  If you're not like me you're probably going to have an awesome time doing awesome Super Bowl type things.  These are likely to include eating cocktail weenies, drinking adult type beverages and yelling at TVs.  I am jealous of all these.

Now if you don't have Super Bowl plans, I highly suggest you watch the game at Hooters.  This isn't because I think it's the most awesome place to watch the Bowl - I'm a home football watcher typically - this is because it's one of the few places you can watch the Bowl and leave with a flat screen TV.

EVERY Hooters in the US will be giving away a 42"LCD HDTV on Super Bowl Sunday.  And if the Hooters where you are is anything like the Hooters where I am, you need to be present to both enter and win.  Those make for pretty good odds my friends.

Super Bowl Sunday at Hooters might be sounding pretty good now.  And did I mention there is beer and fried food there?  Yup, consider your calendar marked.