Someone Actually Published Me

Yup, it's official, I am a real, live, totally published writer.  I got word that the newest issue of Hooters Magazine had arrived and broke several laws speeding to Hooters to get a look at it.  There I am in all my glory on page 15.  I'd write more, but I'm in need of something especially celebratory - like a Blizzard or the biggest margarita money can buy.  Or do they make margarita Blizzards?  I'd like mine with extra tequila please and thank you.

Get down to Hooters and pick up your copy of Hooters Magazine featuring the premier of "Hooters According to Sauce."  The magazine will also be hitting newsstands the first week of November.  Either way you should totally get your hands on one.  And then frame it.

NOTE:  After reading the article I found two - or three, I can't remember - mistakes in it.  It's funny how when you're writing stuff you are too close it to notice such dumb mistakes.  I must have read that thing a hundred times, yet there they are after I haven't read it for a couple months.  I promise I'm not dumb.  But note to self, Hooters apparently expects me to do ALL my own editing...

Hear it Here First: Hooters According to Sauce

As promised, it's October 9th and today I present you the first of two major announcements.  I've been keeping this under wraps for a few months now and I'm very excited about it.  I'm even more excited that I can finally share it with all of you.  Here goes nothing.

One month from today, what is hopefully the first of many articles written by me will be appearing in Hooters Magazine.  Yes, a real, live, published magazine will feature a whole story written by yours truly.  The magazine will be on newsstands November 9th.  Feel free to subscribe now so you're ready.

The story will be part of a new feature called "Hooters According to Sauce."  That's right, according to me.  Way to make me feel all sorts of special!  I promise not to let my head get too big.  That would look really weird after all.

And I even designed that pretty little header myself.  I'm super proud of it - and even more proud of my article.  I hope you'll check it out and let me know what you think!