That's a cool $1.55 tip on a $28.45 tab. A tab which was paid for with a credit card. This would be a good time to notice the overly dramatic cross through the zero on that credit card receipt. Perhaps the best part though is how obviously all that changed is laid out so I could immediately note this incredibly generosity. Just imagine all the time that saved me in counting.
The worst part - yes there is a part worse than simple shittiness of the tip - I was training today. This means that I know I was on point because I was dragging a trainee around and teaching her to be totally awesome. A Hooters Girl with a trainee is pretty much a sure sign that your service is going to be utterly perfect. It's almost a sign as sure as how much these people stink.
Oh and if you're curious about the orange things, those are casino dollars. Yes, my Hooters has a little casino and that monopoly money is worth a free dollar. I kindly gave them that because they seemed like cool people. Losers.