I am a most epic Hooters Girl. I may be biased, but I'd go so far as too say I am amazing at my job. After working at Hooters for over a year and a half I, unlike many girls, still go above and beyond to be the epitome of Hootersness. Now, Hooters has recognized this too. As of next week I will be a CERTIFIED Hooters Girl trainer. I will take classes. I will sit through training. And I will get a special nametag that proclaims to the entire world that I am such a good Hooters Girl that I have the ability to create new Hooter Girls without the mess of reproduction. Basically, I am all that is awesome.