If Martha Stewart worked at Hooters, she would have spent the day as I did and produced the most delightfully tacky, yet unrefined Christmas tree that Hooters has ever seen. Here's the thing about Martha effing Stewart, she's a master crafter. You could give the woman anything and she'd turn that crap into the most marvelous thing you've probably ever seen. Martha is the MacGyver of the craft world. And if MarthGyver worked at Hooters she would have done this today.
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Observe the most beautiful use of orange koozies, golf towels and other miscellaneous crap to ever grace a Christmas tree. I even put To-Go menus on that effing tree. It's beautiful and kitschy and ridiculously awesome. I'm proud as shit.
Santa is going to poop his pants.