This isn't rocket science, breasts are composed of fatty tissue and if you're going to lose fat in the rest of your body it's a pretty sure thing that the fat in your chest is going to follow suit. It's sad but true. You're working out and watching what you eat and one day you look down and see abs - and no boobs above them. It's a trade-off. I gave up my full Cs for small Bs. But did I mention my hot stomach?
Now for many people this doesn't really matter. You breasts are smaller, but it's really not that big of a deal. Of course most people don't work at Hooters. And lets not pretend that boobs don't matter at Hooters. Tits effing matter at Hooters.
Luckily, every Hooters Girl knows a plethora of tricks for creating the illusion of cleavage. And no I'm not talking about augmentation. That's the obvious one. Beyond surgery, there a number of tricks that Hooters Girls - and probably women in generally - employ to make their breasts appear larger. After three years of working at Hooters and closely guarding these secrets, I am coming clean and telling you all the truth. Welcome to your first lesson in breast augmentation - no toilet paper or silicone required.
Push-up Bra Boobs
|Only a little real.|
Chicken Cutlet Boobs
Double Bra Boobs
|Awkward bulges are not attractive.|
|Real life airbrushing!|
And the magician has revealed a few of the secrets. I'm fully prepared for a Hooters Girl issued hit on my life. Sorry, girls, the secret was going to get out someday.