So this happened at work today. A group of bikers on their way to Sturgis stopped in and amongst them was a rather large woman in athletic shorts and a bikini top accompanied by a man who showed off at least three and a half inches of ass-crack. It was just begging to be placed on the Internet after some covert cellphone photography. You're welcome for the nightmares.
Feel free to imagine the view from the front.
It might be time to install a "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" sign.