First it must be known that my boyfriend and I are involved in a "distance" relationship; I place quotes around distance because we only live 120 miles away. Now personally I do not find 120 miles a very long way, especially in a state where driving is measured in hours and it takes me 5 just to get from my front door to my parents. My boyfriend on the other hand apparently thinks I might as well live in Egypt if I'm going to be any farther than 10 miles from his house.
So basically to put a very long story short he attempted to dump me because though I'm "an amazing girl" and everything he "wants" and "perfect" and "fun" he just can't date someone he can't "see everyday." Personally I found this to be crap and the stupidest excuse for a breakup I have probably ever heard (though I'll have to think on that, I've dated some real winners who were probably, sadly worse). Last time I checked if someone is everything you want and amazing and blah, blah, blah you do whatever you can to make it work (especially if you're contemplating moving to be with that person in the next several months).
Yep, so he dumped me and I cried a lot and didn't eat and my friends did what good friends do and called him a total douche bag and said I could do so much better. Then in a late night emotional conversation I told him that I was falling in love with him and suddenly it all stopped.
"You're falling in love with me? That changes things."
Excuse me, what?! Perhaps I didn't hear that right, but no, I did hear that right and after a long talk about him moving and being more emotionally available and talking about crap rather than just dumping people we got back together - it had been 4 days. So now we're dating again but he doesn't have a free pass, oh heck no! He better walk on egg shells because if you make a girl cry, especially for days at a time (take note here guys) you owe her BIG time. Consider him on probation - anyone know where I can get one of those ankle bracelets?
Oh and I also heard from his friend that he thought I was dumping him (dumbass) so he was just being proactive. Conclusion: boys are dumb, why do I like them so much?