
Perhaps you are surprised, but girls generally don't enjoy when you start a conversation by saying things like, "do you know how sexy you are?" or "mind if I get to know you?". Actually, yes I do mind because I noticed right away how much you enjoy my boobs and how your creepy hand lightly places itself above my ass. Do you mind if I turn you down and don't do it bluntly?
Being single is so damn exhausting! Now can someone buy me drink without having a staring contest with my chest (guess what, they'll win, they never blink).
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