29 March 2011


Ariel is one of those people that doesn't own a TV.  It's not because she's an anti-television nut who thinks it's bad for your being, it's because when her ex boyfriend moved out he took every TV - even the shitty old one - in the house with him.  Naturally this means that whenever she comes over we enjoy copious amounts of shitty reality shows and Sex in the City reruns together.  It's totally awesome.

Recently we were having one of our couch marathons when the following commercial appeared:

Honestly the first time we saw this we had absolutely no freaking clue what this commercial was even about because we were too busy laughing our asses off.

"The average person has twenty-eight first kisses."

Before the announcer even had time to punctuate that sentence we both looked at each other and began laughing uncontrollably.  Finally Ariel found enough breath to deliver what is possibly one of my favorite Ariel lines in the history of speaking.

Ariel:  "Twenty-eight?  TWENTY-EIGHT?!  That was junior year of high school."

By the way, I've figured out the commercial is about gum.  Lame.

1 comment:

  1. I've still got a few to go before reaching the average, I reckon!



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