When you're one of the 100 lucky ladies who are selected to compete in the Miss Hooters International Pageant you get to live a pretty fabulous life for a week. You get made up all pretty and have photo shoots. You attend parties. Your sign autographs. Basically you get to be a minor celebrity for a week. And of course you get to do all of it in sunny Miami. It's a really hard life.
In addition to all of that, you also get a swag back full of Hooters goodness. I wish more than anything that I could have one of those swag bags. It's full of awesome Hooters clothes that I would give anything to get my hands on. You get a cute little wardrobe as well as two new bikinis and a brand spanking new uniform - INCLUDING shoes. If you are reading this and you are a Hooters girl you know how totally amazing that is. And it's all gloriously free.
But what I might love even more than the swag bag is the fact that it comes with a key. Yes, there is a correct way to use the things you're given during the week of the pageant and they want to make sure you get it right. So naturally they not only line out what you'll be wearing and when, they give you pictures so you don't mess it up. Even if you're mostly illiterate. I think it's totally glorious.
There it is, the contestants' daily wardrobe perfectly outlined with both pictures and descriptions. If you mess it up with that thing you probably need to reevaluate your life. The whole thing just screams Hooters and I totally adore it. Today's white skirt day, ladies, don't effing it up.