I got a tattoo touched up today. While that is all exciting and good, what got me most appeared on the "Basic Tattoo Care" information sheet I was handed as I walked out the door. I've seen these sheets before and ordinarily wouldn't even read them anymore, but for some reason I took it. And I read it. I'm glad I did.
Line two of "WHAT NOT TO USE/DO" (yes, that is in ALL CAPS) reads: No swimming, hot tubs, baths, saunas or nylons for 10-14 day or until completely healed.
Apparently, whoever wrote these guidelines is unfamiliar with the whole nylon aspect of Hooters. Then again, Hooters Girls aren't meant to have tattoos so maybe the joke is on me. Either way I'll be breaking the rules of tattoo care for the next 10-14 days. Starting tomorrow. I am such a badass.