28 April 2010

Overheard at Hooters: April 28, 2010

"It's as smooth as a prom queen's thighs."

"I'm not sexually harassing you.  Just wanted you to know that."

"I like tall girls.  I just want to climb right up you and kiss you."

"What's the difference between bone-in wings and boneless wings?"


  1. GAAHHHH! I hate that last one, because I always have to hold my tongue when what I want to say is "one is gold plated, what the hell do you think!"

    (P.S. Thanks for fixing the blogroll thinger. :) )

  2. Loved that last one. I would always just stop a minute to wait and see if they'd redeem themselves somehow. They usually didn't.



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