This gem of a note turned up on the bulletin board in the Hooters dressing room a few days ago and has since provided me with a considerable amount of enjoyment. How could I not share such a beautiful little note of love?
Yes, that does indeed say, "Call us when you want to go on a five six person date." But I have a few questions. First off, there are five names - not six. Who is this mysterious sixth man? I hope it's Gerard Butler. Next, I am disappointed that both Travis and Nate are unavailable. It seems that six person date is quickly turning into a three person date. That's only half what was promised. I don't appreciate false advertising.
Now do I go with Brendan or Brandan? A or E? E or A?
Regan it is!