About a million times a day I get asked the following question. Ok, so it's really more like a few times a week, but whatever. Here goes:
"Are you the girl on the front of this menu?"
Sorry to disappoint, but no, I am not the amazingly beautiful girl on the front of every single book, on every single table, at every single Hooters. I wish I was, but alas I am not. Thank you for thinking I am though, because you thinking that I look like her is a compliment I will most graciously accept. Let's face it, she's sexy and I am glad that you find me close enough to her sexiness to mistake me for her. I bask in her sexy that you place upon me.
Here's the thing though. Just because I am brunette and blue eyed does not make me this girl. I, in fact, think I look nothing like this girl. You see my eyes, though they are blue, are much, much darker than hers. My hair is also shorter and my nose is not even close to that "button" looking. I am most definitely not this girl. Sorry to ruin the illusion.
Perhaps I should just start saying, "Damn right that's me. Thanks for noticing!"
I just cut my hair, got a nose job and started wearing really dark blue contacts...