So in the midst of personal statements and studying and LSATs and letters of recommendation and pulling my hair out, I figured I'd give you a little post to tide you over. If you don't hear from me soon after February 8th you can assume I am dead.
Anyway, so I have thus far avoided this topic mostly because I'm not one for being a celebrity gossip whore. However, after seeing about a gillion people laugh at this photo I had to include it in my blog and jump on the "Tiger is a sex-crazed, man-whore" bandwagon.
Yes, this is the infamous Tiger Woods. At Hooters. With blonde chicks. Please feel free to comment on these things as well as his affinity for white women, his goofy ass smile of sex addicted elation, the provocative lean of the girl in the middle and the annoying glare (sorry). Also feel free to make any number of tired, played out Tiger jokes. I won't regale you with all the stupid ones I've heard.
Yes, the picture is funny. Yet the placement of the picture within Hooters is even better. You see this picture is right next to the bathrooms. Shitty for you, Tiger. Now, every person needing to relieve themselves sees this picture. They all laugh or shake their heads or comment. They all see Tiger right there in the shitter. I love irony.
Oh and no, the creepy girl in the reflection isn't me. She does lend a certain something to the picture however. Thanks creepy reflection!
I think this same picture is hanging up at the Hooters where I go, unless it's a different one of Tigger (LOL, I've always wanted to call him that for some reason) Woods.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I totally agree with you about celebrity gossip. It really is a shame that celebrity divorces and scandals are considered important news, but I better stop here before I go into a diatribe.
Awesome post, Sauce!
Yeah, I think it's one of those that hey post in every Hooters. It's more the placement within our Hooters that gets me more than anything.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think it's one of those that hey post in every Hooters. It's more the placement within our Hooters that gets me more than anything.
ReplyDeletehahaha oh tiger
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