"It's as smooth as a prom queen's thighs."
"I'm not sexually harassing you. Just wanted you to know that."
"I like tall girls. I just want to climb right up you and kiss you."
"What's the difference between bone-in wings and boneless wings?"
GAAHHHH! I hate that last one, because I always have to hold my tongue when what I want to say is "one is gold plated, what the hell do you think!"
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Loved that last one. I would always just stop a minute to wait and see if they'd redeem themselves somehow. They usually didn't.
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