14 February 2011
Get Her Wings
All you have to do is order ten of your favorite wings and Hooters will give you ten for free. Whether you prefer bone-in or boneless, hot or mild, half of them will be free. Pretty sweet.
Now, what might not be so sweet is the way they decided to advertise this wingtastic event. Hooters decided to go with the tag line, "No Ring? Get Here Wings!" Don't get me wrong, I'm a girl that effing loves wings, but I have a feeling that most women probably wouldn't really appreciate the sentiment on Valentine's Day. Especially if she's the type of woman you like enough to give a ring to.
I imagine a guy down on one knee. He's sweaty and nervous as he hides something behind his back; he tries to work up his courage. Expectantly gazing into his eyes, his lady love stands gripping his right hand. She's been waiting for this moment for so long. She's already planning the wedding as his hand begins to move from behind his back. And then she sees it. Not a ring, but a plate of piping hot wings.
That, my friends, is romance.
Of course this is extremely dramatized. Go, get your wings. Just don't give them to your girlfriend as a sign of your undying love.