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I hope that you spent your Super Bowl Sunday with epic diarrhea brought on my indulging in too much bean dip, trapped under that 50'' TV. I say trapped because you seem like the particular type of overcompensating individual who need to put that shit on the wall. You also seem like the type of dumbass who wouldn't put the thing up there right. Hope you enjoyed the game from you front row view!
To avoid this particular fate, do yourself a favor and either tip your server appropriately or don't let her know you just spent over a grand on a television. Karma is a bitch after all.