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Of course there are a few exceptions. Purchasers of the mouse pad include creepy older businessmen, gag gifters - 50% at least - and awkward college students. I can only imagine how an anatomical mouse pad could heighten the Internet porn viewing of a lonely college freshman in a darkened dorm room. That just sounds like a match made in masturbation heaven.
Now with all that background, you can imagine my total surprise when I sold one of these mouse pads not to an acne prone teenager, but to a 75+ year-old woman. Yes, I actually managed to sell one of our endowed mouse pads to a female senior citizen who couldn’t wait to get that thing on her desk.
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This woman was generally excited about her purchase and prepared me for it being a hit at her assisted living facility.
“All the ladies will be in here next week getting their own!”
I love old people; they just don’t give a fuck what people think of them. It’s refreshing. That’s why I’m fully prepared for a barrage of support hose, canes and short perms to be busting down the doors of Hooters for a booby mouse pad. They’ll be talking about them at quilting clubs and card tables and 5:00 p.m. suppers. I feel a fad coming on.
Have I mentioned I freaking love old people? Oh, I have. Well I still effing do.