Sunday was our swimsuit contest and with it came a very busy week for me. Not I that was even competing. Unlike last year, I decided against competing in the swimsuit contest. Ironically I am in even better shape now than last year, but decided it just wasn’t something I felt like doing this time around. There are a few very good reasons for this, but given the growth of this blog – and readership by some people who might like total honesty on this subject – I can’t really elaborate on them. I’ll just say it’s all very political and leave it at that.
Even though I wasn’t in the contest it still ruled my life last week because somehow I was roped into being MC and hosting the whole event. And let me tell you that required an awful lot of planning. So really I was host and party planner and really unprepared to do either. The responsibility fell into my lap and I had no choice but to get shit done.
Naturally this means that the contest was pretty awesome because I seem to build my life on overachieving. I had games and funny things to say and sweet giveaways. I even hear I was better than the two radio DJs who hosted the last two years. That’s right, hosting is their job and I was better. Go figure. Sauce goes above and beyond once again.
All this really is one big excuse as to why I haven’t posted in a week. I apologize. I promise to post lots in the next few days.
Oh and my article for the June/July issue of Hooters Magazine was due last week too. There, another excuse. By the way, did you pick up my last one (April/May if you're keeping up here)? It’s probably the best one yet. Read it.