"A few weeks ago I began to get worried. Perhaps deep down I already knew what was going on, but I definitely chose to ignore it. Rightly so I suppose. I guess I’d just never expect something like this to happen. Lapses in judgment can so easily change everything.
Finding out you’re pregnant is frightening – there I said it. Or at least it is when it’s so very unplanned. Obviously this is the situation I suddenly and unexpectedly find myself in. Less than prepared would be an understatement. So now what?
Bring it on I guess. It’s that sort of attitude that’s gotten me through so many things. This definitely calls for that sort of optimism right? Caught in between so many emotions I guess it’s really all I can do. Hopefully all the questions I have now will eventually answer themselves. Even the really hard ones. Secret’s out at least; guess that’s step one."
APRIL FOOLS BITCHES
Not only did I fool some of you, I took the time to call you out on that shit. So while the joke might not have been entirely original, the delivery was pretty awesome. Some of you got it, but no one got that part of it. I'm cryptic as the effing Da Vinci Code.
I would however like to thank my faithful readers for being so wonderfully supportive. It's nice to know that should I ever find myself in that situation I would have such kind words to bolster my confidence. That's no joke at all.
And I was going to keep this going, but my mom got worried. No, mom, I'm not with child. You can put the tissue away now.
Haha! Great April Fools joke!
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Wow - totally got me. So now you made me your April Fool's bitch too. Nice. ;)
ReplyDeletethats awesome!
ReplyDeleteSince I pulled the same gag on my blog [without the Da Vinci code awesomeness of course] and got quite a few people, I wouldn't have fallen for this, but I am truly impressed with your ingenuity.
ReplyDeleteThe b*tches is the icing on the cake - too funny Sauce. Nicely done.
Heh. Clever! You got me. But remember what they say about payback!
ReplyDeleteDamn, am I gullible. I forgot what day it was yesterday...mostly because by the time the day was over all I had done was worked, and no one pranked me there!
ReplyDeleteKudos to you; that was a good one.
My initial thought after reading the original post was, "This has got to be an April Fool's trick." My second thought was, "Pregnancy is not something I would everrr joke about because karma is a bitch and I'd be too afraid of jinxing myself!"
ReplyDeleteHey girl! :)
ReplyDeleteI hope you are having an amazing day, taunting the gullible and what not. (I fell for it! It was convincing, haha!) I have a quick question for you.
I recently was hired at Hooters (woot!), but I'm a little worried about a scar I have on my chest. When I was there and interviewed, I wore a shirt that exposed my scar, but I'm not too sure if they noticed it. It's a chemo port scar. Do you think this would be a problem? :( I hope not!
Thanks Sauce!
Very good, takes some smarts there
ReplyDeleteThat is actually extremely clever. It's very poetic, funny, and sneaky; but simple. How long did it take you to come up with the wording?
ReplyDeleteIt probably took me about twenty minutes to ensure it flowed well and didn't sound like total shit. I'd had the idea for about a month and the day before I wrote down each letter vertically and began filling in sentences. And let me tell you, that double O in "fools" was a real pain in my behind for a minute.
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