"So if I hop in your bag and end up in Vegas on Sunday do you want to get married by Elvis or like a real person?"
"Your dad's from Holland? That's really cool. That's in Michigan right?"
"My mom doesn't like balloons, but if you blow it up real small maybe she won't see it."
"How long do they send you to Hooters College for?"
"Your nametag says you're a trainer. What do you train people to do?"